I read about "How to Blog" and apparently I need to find a niche and write clearly and grammatically correct, etc unless it is my style, or so they, with they being google, tell me. So, I will search for my niche, or let them find me, whichever comes first. They also said to create easily accessible titles, but that bores me. Also, the quotes are a sprinkling from this semester and some from last.
Back in the day, and well currently, I use my little journal/ notebooks (gender inflections on those two words describing the same thing), partly for my observations/ feelings/ inventions but also the quotes, that either I find funny or catch me off guard. By taking them out of context, they for the most part, only get funnier...therefore I think a blog is an excellent way to celebrate these most profound witticisms--and laugh, the goal of course.
Number one I had a dream my fingernails were painted last night...like one of those emo rock stars, it was odd, I think it made me wake up...
To the Quotes (in no particular order)
"Erase Jesus" Kevin N
"Nothing's wrong" Dr Spede
" In opera the boy and girl fall in love and then they have to sing about it. That doesn't happen in real life" Dr Spede
"You know what happened in the '60s? The Beatles, drugs...." Dr Speed
"Fuck Isaac Newton" Nicky
"Yeah, he just got lucky" Crosby
"Is there any incentive in dressing up... make you feel like you have a real job?- Drew (on professors' attire)
"Speaking of tits..." Jessica V
"Wikipedia is another good reference" Dr. Kitchens (basing my degree on wikipedia?)
"We tried to hang our previous professor" Guy in my ChE class to Ogale
"If you remove the penis before ejaculation, you won't get pregnant"- Chad reading the sex mythes in The Tiger
"That shit ain't true, who told you that?" Guy in ChE class
"I don't see that on my handout" Guy in ChE
"If you will just refer to your handout..." Dr Ogale
"I guess I'll just have to wait for my monthly visit" Bryson
"It is stupid and profound, but profound nonetheless" Fivos
"The main problem with humans is death" Fivos
"Let's just say it refers to the one with protrusion below the midriff" Dr Morrissey
"He just spoke in tongues" Anthony
"I guess it is fun to get the foreigner drunk" Fivos
"but little did they know, I had already served two years in the Greek military" Fivos
"They gave me coors lite which tastes like pee" Fivos
"Lots of noises really scare me right now" Fivos
"I try to minimize the bull crap" Fivos
"I heard they call him the 'academic ninja'" Girl in my History class on Morrissey
"Let me erase my shame" Fivos
"'Plane is too hard, it is two syllables" Fivos
"Good, I have time for more bullshit" Fivos
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